I say:
MALFUNCTION ALREADY
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Windows Live Agents natural language support is based on a proprietary semantically driven parser, optimized for accuracy and performance at any scale. To see everything I can do, type "home."

Hrmm, i guess that didn't work now did it?
Smarterchild is not "smart". In fact, it's a moron. It gets confused easily LOL.